Snappy Answers: Swingers Sex and Sexy Drinks

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At work the other day a co-worker stated he was off to Club Wicked. Can you tell me how they get away with "sex" in that club? I understand he stated it was because it is registered as a "private club" but would like to know more.
I'm sure one of your "roving reporters" would love to take this on!
—SL

Dear SL,
They get away with it, quite simply, because it's legal. In 2005, the Supreme Court ruled that since consensual sex in a private club does no harm to Canadian society, it should not be considered criminal. (Your wife, however, may feel differently.)

If you'd like to know more about the actual "sex" in this "private club" (which, incidentally, is Ontario's only on-premise swingers establishment), we suggest you do your own "roving." If you're a single guy, you'll have to bring a female date—preferably not a first date, as that might end in a very early goodnight slap.