It’s time for the mother of all swinger's Halloween Dance and Party, Saturday, October 29, 2011!!! Get your favorite costume and prepare to boogie all night! This is the time of All Hallows Eve, the time to be ghoulishly sexy, spectacularly spooky & everything in between!!!
It's a Halloween Total Bar Take Over Bash!!!
A SPECIAL VENUE
This is not just a bar; it's more like a night club and restaurant. You'll have a wide array of menu food items to satisfy any taste. It's located on in downtown Danbury, just east of Hinckley and we'll have this fantastic place all to ourselves from 9pm to 2:30am in the morning. For those who have been to one of our Danbury Bar Take Over events, it's at the same place as the last time. For privacy, the exact location will be sent to you with your confirmed reservation.
SPECIAL RATE
The cost to attend is only $12 per person, when you register online by midnight, Wednesday, October 26.
This Halloween Bash is less than two blocks from the St. Croix Casino-Danbury (formerly known as the Hole In The Wall). You have a choice of staying at the Lodge (the older motel) for only $47 per night or at the brand new casino hotel at $100 per night. We are urging you to call today andget a room for Saturday, October 29 because rooms go fast. The phone number for the casino is 1-800-238-8946. You can ask for the new hotel or the Lodge. So get a room and prepare to Stay and Play all night long.
OPEN TO COUPLES AND SINGLES!!!
After you have added your names to list of those attending, please visit SexyHalloween.com to complete your reservation and get exact location or call 320-245-6803/763-250-1122.
See YOU There!!!
Friday, September 30, 2011
Swinger's Jokes
Three couples – one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed – apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We're not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
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